Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences
"bae come over"
"i can’t im chillin in Pirate’s Cove"
"my parents aren’t home"
me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
Having the superpower of a tablet pen would be amazing, someone looks away from you for a half second and you teleport away. Unless someone is physically touching you, you can move freely about the universe sometimes never to be seen again.
my god. that is too much power for one mortal.
you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like